stinky turtle
when one has -n-l s-x with their partner while the partner is on their back and are “turtle heading”, creating an awful smell
man 1: “yea, she said she needed a sh-t, but i wanted to try -n-l anyway. we ended up doing a stinky turtle”
man 2: “jesus christ man, was it messy?”
man 1: “not to bad actually”
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