stirring the yogurt
another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
the phrase “stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt” may be used to denote a h-m-s-xual male masturbating, but is not required.
“hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. lost’s on.”
“gimme a minute, dude! the fruit’s not off the bottom yet.”
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