stitch up


a set up, a trick. if someone st-tches you up, then they’re playing you for a fool. it’s often used when framing someone for a crime.
“i don’t believe it, dave! i was at home all night, i swear! i’m being st-tched up!”
to utterly drop one of your mates into a situation they can’t handle without great embar-ssment and personal liability. (by telling the truth or just blatantly lying)
steve totally st-tched me up by shouting out i was molesting him on the train.
1. 1. to bring about and leave someone in a position that they find difficult, or impossible, to extricate themselves from.

2. to repair something through the use of a needle and thread.
1. not removing sadam hussein from iraq the first time st-tched up the people who rebelled against him hoping to be supported by the “allies”.

2. after i got hit by a brick, the nurse st-tched up the wound.
to perform a ‘manners’.

to p-ss on a task or job onto somebody that already has too much work or stress without the request job to be p-ssed on. the job is p-ssed on without consent hense the ‘st-tch up’
to st-tch up is to ot turn up to work when something needs to be done that day, having not told anyone about certain jobs that need to be done so it gets picked up by someone else who has no choice.
to take care of, finish, attend to.
“l. bob rife was interested in cosmic exploration mostly because his media empire had the earth pretty well st-tched up.”
what one does before a night out on the town. dressing for the occasion..st-tch up..get dressed.
yo, tyrone you slack -ss b-tch. st-tch up and lets book.

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