stitching
a fast-paced, relatively new sport invented by 4 citizens from manchester, new hampshire. the sport is played by the following rules and regulations.1. get a skateboard and a motor-vehicle. 2. ride the skateboard behind the back of a car or suv, preferrably a jeep™, using a tow cable or bungee cord ( either one is adequate). typically with 3 people: 1 driver and 2 st-tchers. or 4 people: 1 driver, 2 st-tchers, and 1 cameraman. although there are no doc-mented attempts at this rapidly growing sport, it is a sport nonetheless.
dude, i had such an awesome time st-tching yesterday even though my neighbors told my parents that i was driving without a license.
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remember that time last summer when we went st-tching and i fell off the board when we were going down a hill doing 40 m.p.h. and i got those huge gashes all on my whole right side.
to put so much tobacco in a toot or drop-bong that it is impossible to pop, rendering the hit useless. also, from this, to generally mess up something for yourself or someone else.
“oh man, i st-tched the bong”
“i just st-tched myself up”
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