stoat
scots slang, meaning to wander around aimlessly.
“i was just stoating aboot the toon”
a device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or tom birddus, aka hambule.
guard the flanks ! protect the rear ! launch all stoat !
to be ugly, unattractive.
omg, he is a total stoat.
in this outfit, i feel like a total stoat.
verb.- to be the apex or the pinnacle of something.
to put your claim or mark on territoy or items.
adv.- “stoaty”- to be the best at something
stoat- i got a couple of fine b-tches to put my stoat on.
stoaty- i’m a stoaty g.
a useless embarrasment to the world. they can usually be identified as having large beards and most often seen around transport facilities e.g. bus depots, railways stations, bus depots etc.
the term veg can also be used to describe them.
“oh that andrew is a right stoat look at him!”
v.tr. to copulate animalistically in a garden. like bunny-f-cking but with sharper claws.
and if everyone does why aren’t we in the garden rutting like stoats at all times?
(n) a person who is more of a douchebag than most of the douchebags one commonly encounters. if life was a video game and there was a “douchebag” level, the end boss would be a stoat.
can also be used as “stoatage”, “stoat-tude” or “stoatsville”
that guy just illegally parked his $90000 bmw in a handicapped spot, and then chucked his garbage out the window. what a f-cking stoat!
don’t bother going to henry hudsons on thursdays–it’s total stoatsville.
did you see that “designer” pre-stressed “vintage” shirt that girl was wearing? that sh-t was infinite stoatage.
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