Stocious


to be incredibly drunk.
she was stociously drunk, confused and lost.

15 pints of guinness – i was absolutely stocious.
right royal p-ssed, falling down drunk, too gone to care, the best state that man can achieve via 10 cans super lager
he was totally stocious , so he was, an there was no use tae him
name of a sharp edged rock n’ roll band from edinburgh, scotland
stocious play some hard riffing songs, especially that ‘little black shorts’

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