stock


mediocre, vanilla, or “regular.” nothing different.
i think it’s f-cking stock, alright? it’s stock to my ears! – lars ulrich
1) having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.

2) a car that has no performance modifications on it. most street racers who race with american muscle cars or high end european sports cars claim that their “stock” cars will beat any “moded” import from j-pan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.
1) yes, mr. smith, that item is in stock. or sorry, mr. smith, we’re out of stock for that item.

2) little billy tried racing a stock geo metro against a stock ferrari.
a girl or group of girls whom the male or group of males using the word finds attractive; a date-worthy female, or one you want to f-ck.
some stock just walked by, were going to go talk to them.

i want to get some stock this weekend.

we’ve been pulling stock so hard this week.
a subst-tute for any curse that will be filtered at the espn poker club
shut the stock up! what the stock?
perfection in a gl-ss. or any other kind of instrument to measure perfection
d-mn, i can never ever ever be as stock as that guy. he’s super stock
the epitomy of awesomeness. can also be interpreted in any way you feel suit.
jason: dude let’s go play fifa at johns house after school!

david: stock! don’t even have to ask dude.
what is readily availiable. unlimited applications, which, knowing how this site workd, will mean f-ggot.
there are x of item y in stock.

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