Stock-en-fest
a stock-en-fest is when a shed load of some what awesome people get together to get wasted. a stock-en-fest is a combination of a ‘stock’ and a ‘fest’, mainly held in the summer months due to the fact that the weather conditions must be perfect and at a 27 degrees.
to throw a stock-en-fest you need a sh-t load of music, a dumper truck full of beer and a stripper in a cake ( the latter is optional)
anyone is able to attend a stock-en-fest as long as they have either had a mullet, known someone who has had a mullet or are planning on getting a mullet. another main rule is that if a beer pong table is not present it is not a stock-en-fest it can be a stock or a fest but not a stock-en-fest.
most countries do not allow stock-en-fest’s to take place, as it is against international law.
chris-” yo man what’s happening tonight”
alex-” not sure man, there is a party going on tonight that has a dumper truck full of beer, a beer pong table, a sh-t load of music and a stripper in a cake!!!”
chris-” sweet man we should go. you know who is going?”
alex-” a shed load of some what awesome people”
chris-” and by god its 27 degrees… its a mother flipping stock-en-fest”
dan-”going to a stock-en-fest tonight”
paul- ” can i come??”
dan- ”ever had a mullet?”
paul- ” nope”
dan-” you cant come.”
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