Stockholm
from stockholm syndrome. to be exposed to something you initially did not like until you find yourself liking it as a protective measure to save your own sanity.
i love this band but i hated their last alb-m, so instead of giving up on them, i stockholmed myself into liking the alb-m by listening to it in the background all day while working.
the capital and largest city of sweden. one of the nicest cities in the world to live in with a high standard of living
i went to stockholm, sweden last year
the city where every local run in the escalator, even if they’re not in a hurry.
tourist 1: d-mn, did you see that girl running in the escalator?
tourist 2: if you think that was escalator-running then you haven’t been to stockholm
to engage in s-xual activity in, on, around, or otherwise involving furniture. preferably performed in an ikea outlet which, given the chaotic environment, will likely go by unnoticed.
dude, i totally gave her the stockholm last night! busted all over the couch!
my new couch?
yeah, but it’s from ikea.
oh that’s so literal, word.
my home. the best place in the world. sweden sucks, but stockholm is awesome. sure, people lose their virginity here at 12 years old, it’s packed with “blattar” in some areas, but it’s my home and i wouldn’t change a thing in the world.
guy 1: hey dude, let’s go f-ck some hot stockholm b-tches!
guy 2: f-ck yea
default city
hey, let’s go to stockholm and watch some great p-rno!
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