Stoichiometry
chemistry at it’s gayest. ’nuff said.
“cl-ss, stoiciometry involves insert a lot of pointless cr-p here.”
“and we care…. why?”
in chemistry: the study of, and all things pertaining to, satan himself.
..also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. the curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.
cl-ss, today we will be learning about stoichiometry. in order to prepare i must mentally sacrifice all of you to satan.
the reason that we all fail chemistry……
a word usually fallowed by the phrase “you’ll get it, your smart”
what the h-ll is stoichiometry
s-xual action/s-xual adventure, involving one partaker to dress up in a goblin costume while being suspended in mid-air by cables, and the other to dress up in a garden gnome costume and hide in the closet. some variations involve warm apple pie or sleepy cake. also peanut b-tter is mandatory with the exception of jiffy’s. jam is optional depending on how freaky you are. related topics: upside-down reverse cowgirl wheelbarrow swingset toboggan.
stoichiometry makes me feel like a real scientist in a real lab.
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