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• Ston'd

  having an unnatural hangover in the morning or otherwise feeling sick because you are not going to bed early enough. guys go to bed or we’ll be ston’d in the morning! teh smrtest. i am stond! i pwn joo!

• Hit It Walk

  a condition of walking that a female exhibits after intense s-x with typically a male partner. female appears to walk bowlegged. condition typically goes away after several hours. after a night of really good lovin’, sally could not hide the fact that she had the hit it walk to her friends and co-workers.

• Hitler Baby

  a small broken percelain piece of a ceramic dolls face, frighteningly resembling a young, plumper, pale-faced adolf hitler. supposedly believed to possess the führer’s spirit, watching through the doll’s eyes. i can’t concentrate with your hitler baby sitting there staring at me.

• practicing your dinosaur call

  to puke, vomit, throw up, blow chucks, worship the porcelain god, etc. man, you were sooo drunk last night. did i hear you practicing your dinosaur call this morning? yeah, it was quite rough.

• practicum

  when a guy gets aroused but somehow stops or gets stopped before he -j-c-l-t-s. guy 1: “that girl you brought home was hot, you blast on her face?” guy 2: “no, b-tch made me practic-m.” girl 1: “you didn’t make him wrap it up, you gonna be preggers?” girl 2: “nah, should be ok, he […]

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