Stokan
a stoken is the state of being a total f-cknut to everyone.
to be a stokan you must think you are better then everyone else at everything when in reality you are just another f-cker that everyone wants to kill.
a stokan is closely related to a megaf-ckoff however a stokan is much, much, much worse… so much worse in fact is a stokan that anyone who meets a person fitting the description must cut out the person’s eye b-lls and shove them up there -rs-, while stabbing them again and again in the head, chest and groin areas with a red hot poker.
i also advise anyone who meets a person that fits the description of a stokan to call the police immediately because a stokan has a habbit of giving illegal substances to young people between the age of 10 to 16 so that the stokan looks “cool”
holy sh-t man, did you see that stokan back there giving those year 7’s vodka?
that stokan over there makes me want to commit m-ss homicide just because he’s breathing in and out still.
if that megaf-ckoff stokan doesn’t kill him self soon i will personally take those 3 fire works over there and put them where the sun don’t shine.
that’s it i will f-cking kill that f-cking f-cker of a megaf-ckoff stokan!
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