stoke moocher
a stoke moocher is that person who whenever they see your pictures of fun stuff you did, or you tell them a story about it, or they run into you afterward, instead of asking you how it was, the only topic of conversation is.. “what?! why didn’t you call me?!”. now, if it was someone who is already adventurous or outgoing, that would be one thing. but this is the person who is looking for you to motivate them to get out and do fun stuff you do.
“i went skiing last weekend and it was great”
“why didn’t you take me!? i haven’t skied in 15 years, i want to go!”
“dude, don’t be a stoke moocher..”
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