stomped on a goose
it’s the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surp-sses a stepped on duck.
my missus farted so loud a duck couldn’t have screamed loud enough. water fowl were underfoot!
“mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose”!!!!
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