stoner boner
being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.
guy 1: dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
guy 2: yeah, she has a total stoner b-n-r.
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an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too d-mn high
look at ronnie! he’s so f-ckin’ high he’s got a stoner b-n-r!
when you hit some weed thats so d-mn good, you pop a b-n-r
last night i smoked some weed that was so d-mn bomb, i poped a stoner b-n-r straight through my pants!
when you get a b-n-r from smoking to much bud.
this is due to the fact that thc stimulates the hypothalamus which controls your drive to eat sleep and have s-x thus
1)munchies
2)burned out tired feeling
3)stoner b-n-r
mike was so high he popped a stoner b-n-r right in cl-ss
when you are so high on drugs you get a b-n-r on
a: “i was so high the other day i got a stoner b-n-r!”
b: “did it hurt?”
when something is especially pleasing to someone who is under the infuence of marijuana. usually has to do with some kind of food.
when mike walked downstairs with microwave burritos for everyone, i got a stoner b-n-r.
a girl who prefer to bone stoners.
lauren is such a stoner b-n-r. she always bones the biggest stoners.
a semi-erotic sensation that occurs when first seeing or smelling very strong cannabis
“i went to the weed expo and had a stoner-b-n-r the whole time!”
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