Stoner Status
1. (n.) the condition a person is in when he/she is stoned
2. (v.) an action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do
1. you are stoner status right now
2. you ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! that’s stoner status!
a question pertaining to the status of a stoner.
status being what they are or are not smoking.
(note to the editor: i realize that is terrible up there. but if you could please just clean it up a bit. i am sure you catch my drift. thanks. ec )
example 1:
stoner 1: hey man what’s your stoner status?
stoner 2: aaaww man… i got caught with a dime. i am off for a bit.
example 2:
stoner 1: dude i got some sweet bud! what’s your stoner status?
stoner 2: oh a just bought an eighth man. smoke out?
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