Stoner Thanksgiving
stoner thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
steps:
1) you wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.
2) before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.
3) before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.
that was one epic “stoner thanksgiving” jack in the box was so good.
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