stoner tragedy
something bad that happens to someone as a direct result of them being stoned. this bad thing is usually something small and would most likely not have happened otherwise.
person 1: dude, that bowl last night hit me really hard. i almost dropped all my captain crunch on the carpet.
person 2: dude… your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.
person 1: i know, i just avoided a stoner tragedy.
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