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Stoner’s Bible

pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.
yea, i was wondering why dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner’s bible.

john and tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner’s bible.

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