stoney


to be high as a kite. simple as that.
“i am unbelievably stoney right now man”
someone or something that possesses a laid back, hippie-esque quality.

a relaxed atmosphere, state or setting.
i was straight chillin’ in a stoney hash bar in amsterdam when i thought to myself, “i need a blumpy”
the state of being somewhat stoned, but not a complete high.

to “get a lil’ stoney” might involve smoking enough marijuana to feel the effects, while still being able to perform everyday tasks.
“hey man, i’ve got about a bowl of weed here. feel like splitting it and getting a lil’ stoney?”
generally a black girl with an amazing b-tt, flat stomach, and huge b–bs. down-to-earth and always a good time

however stoneys often have difficult saying words like “pillow” and “sandwich”
dude that stoney girl is the sh-t!!
the feeling you have when looking at something beautiful or amazing with out being stoned or high on marijuana, but it feels like it
looking at the sunlight reflecting off the water is so beautiful, its stoney..
or
the foliage in autumn so colorful, bright and seemingly luminescent , its stoney.
as defined by the beatles in their song “dig a pony”, a marijuana joint.
i roll a stoney
well, you can imitate every one you know,
yes, you can imitate every one you know
i told you so
noun. a golfing term. a birdie putt within the length of the flagstick. good for one “dot” when playing typical junk game with friends. similar to “sandy” or “birdie”.
when stuart laid the flagstick down to measure and realized that chris’s pitching wedge from 105 yards had landed within the length of the flagstick for a birdie putt, he exclaimed ” nice stoney!”
i girl i know that smoked m-ssive amounts of pot that me and my buds dubbed her stoney.
bro: yo is that who i think it is?
me: ya its f-ckin stoney.

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