stoney macgyver
one who can spontaneously utilize any object or method in the pursuit of smoking, ingesting, and consuming marijuana. may, but does not necessarily have to be a man/bar hybrid.
bro…..i cant believe you just made a bong out of pvc pipe, a hula hoop, and the sinew of a leopard seal. youre such a stoney macgyver.
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