stonk


world war ii british slang for a m-ssed artillery bombardment on an enemy position.
5th battery’ll be stonking jerry in the morning!
used to address a messy person/situation
oh what a stonk mess!
a pair of t-st-cl-s
it’s enough to make a man go home and throw his stonks on the fire.
a set of man fruits, love spudsb-ll-cksgooliesknackers
he had a set of stonks like a fighters speed ball
1) power
2) control

can also be used as a verb – stonked
that guy is full of stonk
stonk refers to the feeling of arousal, in general. it can be used in place of a general good feeling or amazement.

for example “man this band gives me stonk”.

it can also be used to replace other related terms such as “hard-on”.

for instance “man, this chick gives me serious stonk-on”
it’s almost the end of work, time for pre-freedom antic-p-tion stonk!
a word that used to mean a comic relief dance and for some reason now means an erection.
robert – “check it out mike has a stonk on!”

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