stood


a lame way to say stayed.
i stood up all night! i could not sleep!
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something that looks good.
“how’s this?”
“stood”
a common idiot, often refereed to as a noob or a tool. a person referred to as a stood is also stupid.
he handed us the money, not knowing that we weren’t going to pay him back. what a stood.
like the word owned, stoo’d also means “to be made a fool of; to make a fool of; to confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone:” but in a more distinctive and jokes way…
“i can’t believe we made it out alive” -helicopter falls and lands on head- “haha, he got stoo’d”
if you are lucky enough to not only be a stuart but also a dude, this is clearly what everone on this humbled planet shall call you!
james: “sup stood?”
stuart: “lmaoplanes, smeddles”
james: “rofflecopter, stood”
a big hairy ball sack
did you see his stood? it was nasty.

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