Stood up by Boris
when delays on public transport in london cause you to be late for work.
boris johnson is the mayor of london and responsible for public transport in the city, so when there are delays, it’s obviously his fault!
andy: “it’s 9:40! you were supposed to be here at 9:00”
dan: “i made it to the tube station on time, but i got stood up by boris!”
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