stoofus
basically a stupid doofus. new slang word created by some awesome asian chick who goes by the name of zestee. this word is used when there is no other word to describe a stupid doofus.
plural= stoofi
the stoofus stepped on my bean cake.
best used in casual conversation to convey feelings of annoyance and/or mild anger.
don’t be such a stoofus.
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