stool

1. a tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. a small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. defecant matter in which to step in.
he stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.
sh-t, cr-p, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.
two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, ” can i push your stool in for you”
defication from the -n-s of a person or creature.
after the big party last night, i noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.
1) something to sit apon that is lacking lower back support.

2) an item commonly used in bar fights.

3) fecal matter.
1) please, sit on this nice, padded stool.

2) if you keep hitting on my wife, i’m gunna’ break the legs off this stool and shove them up your a–!

3)cr-p, feces, poo, waste.
n. variant on the term “tool”. typically suburban, middle-aged and professionally employed type of tool.

visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed “too cool to shave today” growth) with “ironic” business wear such brooks brothers paired with sandals.

sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.
the architect i hired to help me renovate my kitchen arrived on a vespa, and talked down to me the whole time. what a stool.
these being human feces. a term often coined by medical doctors who realise that old folk do not understand the term feces or bowel movements. a stool can be up to nine inches in length, that being the total expanded length of the human r-ct-m. it can have a circ-mference of up to eight inches and can be foul stinking or without odour. so much information can be taken from a stool, blood group, age, s-x, eye color and even height and weight.

a stool is much envied by coprophilics and coprogenics. the ingestion of stools is not recommended, as it can lead to fatal infection, disease and premature death.

stools are often used in s-x games, in particular brown docking a s-xual practise that is very popular in j-pan between lesbian j-panese women.

a stool sandwich is a highly dangerous snack offered to an enemy, often with unpleasant side effects.
i wrapped my stool in cling film wrap and sealed it inside a jiffy bag. i mailed it at my local post office to noriko my coprophilic j-panese girlfriend. she called me by telephone, days later and told me how much she had loved chewing the stool and swallowing large chunks of it. i felt nauseated at the thought, yet i felt a hopeless pride in the fact that she had chosen me as a stool donor.
a term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of sh-t. hence the word ‘stool’ is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable.
guy 1: that dude is a total stool!
guy 2: yeah he’s a tool and a t-rd!

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