stool whip
when a s-xual partner is standing vertically, spreading the legs 30 degrees apart, at which point an aerosol can of whipped cream is inserted -n-lly. the trigger is pressed, opening the can and forcing mostly co2 and some cream into the stool. after 10-20 seconds, a sensation in the lower bowels occur, signaling the partner on the receiving end of the insertion to release the compressed g-sses and byproducts onto the other partner’s face, or dessert of choice that will be consumed by the opposite partner.
mary-jane stool whipped onto my pastry creating a strawberry fartcake. it was delicious
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