stoolhol
the act of holding in your huge sh-t long enough to imitate -n-l penetration and eventually reaching -rg-sm.
mark: so what did you do last weekend?
james: i tried ‘stoolhol’ as you recommended and it made me diamonds.
mark: did you remember to say no h-m- after your session?
james: yeh yeh.
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