Stoop-Bagel
1. a secret vampire who drinks red and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.
2. one who cannot take cr-ps un-ssisted.
3. one who is black, with white skin.
1. person: how can you eat that? only stoop-bagels eat like that!
2. person: i cant go p–p!
other person: because your a stoop-bagel.
3. person: are you black or white?
other person: im stoop-bagel.
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