stooper
a person who makes his living collecting discarded betting tickets at horse racing tracks, then going through them looking for winning slips that were accidentally thrown away.
i always double check my tickets. i don’t want some d-mn stooper cashing in on my win.
the state of mind after a night of drinking, being severely hungover, not understanding the world, asking yourself the question “what is life?”. can also happen after doing drugs. can lead to severe facebook stalking/commenting, and writing embarr-ssing things on the internet. stooper is much like being in a cloud. it is a state of mind.
i am in such stooper right now after doing all of those keg stands last night, i can’t even remember my dog’s name.
a person of little intelligence, a small brain or a lack of education. a fool, an idiot, a dumb person.
that shopkeeper gave me the wrong chocolate , hes such a stooper
among irish republicans in northern ireland, a “stooper” is an insult for a catholic who isn’t sufficiently nationalist; who is suspected of harbouring pro-british sympathies; who “stoops” (bows and scr-pes, kowtows) to the queen of england, and submits to the hegemony of the unionist ascendancy.
usually it just means somebody who supports the sdlp instead of sinn féin, but since the good friday agreement the ultra diehards have started to regard shinners as just another set of stoopers.
what’s a stooper like you doing wearing a celtic jersey?
a person who p–ps in a stadium bathroom; a stadium p–per.
“sorry it took so long to get the beers. this stooper took his sweet time since it’s the first time the twins are playing here.”
an internet forum jargon term defining the first post on any given page of a thread.
the term “stooper” is -ssociated with the adjective “ganked” (see example). a “stooper” is significant, because when a post is located at the top of a page, it will be seen (by most users) every time the page is loaded.
:: in a forum conversation, as if this were top of page ::
swood: i disagree, the shins pretty much such my nuts. i hope they never come back to concert in minneapolis.
woogums: ohhh swood.. you just ganked the stooper..
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