Storm Boner
the uncharacteristic giddiness of meteorologists when a major weather event occurs.
with all the earthquakes and hurricane issues, all the weather people are getting storm b-n-rs…
noun (ˈstȯrm ˈbō-nər) a storm b-n-r occurs when a bolt of lightning or crash of thunder strikes in your close proximity causing you to become aroused by said lightning strike or thunder crash.
sean: is this rain ever going to stop?
steve: forecast said rain all week.
—thunder and lightning—
sean: jeez, that was a good one
steve: ya, i know…
sean: oh my god! steve, what the h-ll is that?
steve: no worries, brah, it’s just a storm b-n-r.
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