Stormy Kromer
s-x position very much like cowgirl except the female must always be facing due north, and the male is laying parallel with the sides of the bed. it is possible to be doing the stormy kromer and (reverse) cowgirl at the same time.
friend “have you ever heard of the stormy kromer?”
you “heard of it, i’ve done it”
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