Story City
story city is a town of like 3500 people in central iowa. it is almost entirely made up of late middle aged middle cl-ss white people and a couple of mexicans. it’s like the anti-compton. nice town to grow up in, kinda quiet, but ames is just down the road, for the older kids.
man 1: hey i’m goin’ to story city!
man 2: what for?
man 1: to take a nap.
woman 1: you certainly have small town values.
woman 2: yep, i am from story city, ia.
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