Storytime
when a woman, sentimental to your long term feelings or not, decides to tell you a story after s-x. your reaction to this behavior is usually melancholy, followed by the call for a cab.
“i was having a great one nighter with this chick. we banged, had a nice aftermath, then she resumed to talk about her day. storytime was at hand. i was okay with that, being a considerate fellow that i am. then she started talking about her memoirs as a geisha in j-pan a few years back, so i called a cab.”
the act of reading a children’s book to your partner while having s-x.
girl: “are you ready for storytime baby?”
guy: “yeah!”
girl: “once upon a time..”
guy: “thats s-xy. i just came.”
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