Stossel


a style of mustache popularized by tv anchor john stossel.
“that guy is wearing a stossel.”
“yeah its coming in real thick.”
n, a republican salad t-ss-r with a p-rn star mustache.
stossel was on again whining about this non-existant liberal media!

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