stouch
when two things are incredibly stuck.
when the interlocking legs of school desk cannot be removed by natural means: the original “stouch”
a way of telling someone to stop and saying ouch at the same time
person 1: hey bill
bill: yo, dawg! -punch-
person 1:stouch dude!that hurt
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