stowers
a much cooler, awesomer, funnier, and adventurous-er shakespeare!
“what are you reading? it looks intense…”
“oh, it’s just another book by kaitlyn stowers.”
hottest b-tch out, justin bieber has confirmed he is in love with her, awkward for caitlin beadles
caitlin beadles: i wish i was a hot stower
person: you will never be a stower.
caitlin: amen
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