Straalkoe
the ultimate “god-like-cow-creature”.
on first sight it might look like an ordinary com but when you take a closer look you notice he has an engine on his back. this ultimate tool is used by the straalkoe to fly around the world.
you might laugh about it now but we’ll see if you can still laugh when the straalkoe nation has conquered the world.
a: oh my god!!! is it a bird, is it a plane, is it superman?
b: no!!! it’s the allmighty straalkoe!
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