straight 8


a now obsolete type of automobile engine that used eight cylinders in a row, instead of two rows as a v-8 engine does.
the old roadster had a straight 8 engine.
euphemistic term used by a criminal suspect to ask police for a maximum of only 8 years in prison in exchange for a full confession to the crime for which he or she is charged.
detective: we know you killed that old woman — your blood is all over her apartment and on the knife sticking out of her dead body!

suspect: look, i already told you — i ain’t saying nothin’ unless you give me a straight-8. if you can do that, i’ll give you what you want.

detective: 8 years for cold-blooded murder? i don’t think so.

suspect: well, if you want a full confession, you know what i need.
1. a type of handcuff in which the two cuffs are one solid piece rather than being joined with a chain.

2. a gay or bis-xual man (or a man or woman of any orientation?) who enjoys s-x play, i.e., bdsm.
straight 8 bi guy here, looking for other straight 8 guys for friendship and possibly more. (from an actual personals ad)

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