straight as a circle
a phrase that basically means gay. or, if your definiton of gay means geeky or stupid- well then, there you go.
chick 1: eh-ma-gawd! did you just see that fiine thang walk by just now?
chick 2: guuurl, i heard he was as straight as a circle.
dude: did you catch pokemon last night?
guy: dude, that show is, like, as straight as a circle…
dude: -gasp- guy! how could you?!
used to describe someone who thinks theyre perfectly regular, normal, and straight, but who everyone else thinks is a big f-cking f-ggot.
guy 1: what a f-ggot
guy 2: hes as f-cking straight as a circle.
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