straight face test
the straight face test is a human bullsh-t detector. if a lie is so b-gus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not p-ss the straight face test.
tim: did your wife buy that bullsh-t about how you buying a harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?
sully: no dude, she saw right through it; it didn’t p-ss her straight face test.
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