Straight-Facing
watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.
directioner watching a one direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. “how are you straight-facing?!”
anyone watching an aspca commercial without crying or frowning. “dude, you’re totally straight-facing.”
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