straight goggles
adj or n: the inclination or action of a historically or self-identified queer individual to seek or make s-xual advances towards a person who is biologically of the opposite s-x/gender while intoxicated or inebriated; comparable to beer goggles
yo, that girl linda has never f-cked a man but when we out at the club and she’s faded, she’s up on all kinds of men…must be the straight goggles.
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