Straight Jacketed


a term that is used when a h-m-s-xual person is surrounded on all sides by heteros-xual persons in an intimate setting.
“so how did hanging out with your friends go last night?”

“it sucked, i was straight jacketed because my best friend and his girlfriend were on one side, and my other best friend was listening to his ipod on my other side while we were on the sofa watching a movie.”

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