Straight Minus
straight minus is to be straight but close to being as-xual. when you are straight minus you are attracted to someone of the opposite gender, but you find the s-xual human body to be strange.
kevin: did you hear about juanita?
kyle: no, what’s wrong with her?
kevin: nothing, she’s just straight minus
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