Straight Pride Parade
heteros-xuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.
a day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.
a horrible experiment where straight people realize that there’s no such thing as a “parade” without gay people.
lisa: i’m going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. are you coming?
barbara: no. i’m going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.
joe: hey, greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?
greg: no. i want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.
slang for a wedding
i was at my brother’s straight pride parade this weekend. he and ashley finally tied the knot.
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