Straight romantic
taken from bi-romantic or panromantic.
it’s a straight kid who isn’t s-xually attracted to the opposite s-x. just romantically. someone who finds s-x a little gross, and doesn’t like s-xual intercourse.
would rather just kiss and cuddle, rather than give a bl-wj-b and get fingered.
boy: are you a lesbian?
girl: no.
boy: are you bi s-xual?
girl: no.
boy: oh, cool so you’re straight.
girl: yes. but i’m a straight romantic.
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