straightened the rainbow
1. when her booty so fat, p-ssy ain’t flat, and t-tties where it’s at, it can make a g-y man’s d-ck say, “h-llo!”
2. when his stomach so flat, his d-ck’s a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian’s p-ssy go “splat.”
1. when drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. so he went and dumped his boyfriend hailey.
2. when mich-lle caught a glimpse of david’s long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. so she went and dumped her girlfriend claudia.
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