Straightjacket
n- when a female becomes excessively inebriated and p-sses out, and a male -j-c-l-t-s on both of her eyelids and lets the s-m-n harden before she wakes up, causing her to be unable to open her eyelids when she regains consciousness.
that b-tch that i straightjacketed last night lost it when she came to this morning.
a term for gay people to use when they have to hide their h-m-s-xuality for some reason.
my mom is coming into town so me and my boyfriend keith had to put on our straight jackets and pretend we’re just roommates.
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