straincain
a make believe band created in a make believe world. mostly on the internet, such band’s are all considered to be a straincain bands.
“dude what’s up!”
“nothing much, asl?”
“i’m 22/m/ny, u?”
“um, i don’t want to talk to you.”
“no really, i’m cool! i’m in a band!”
“oh right, what kind of band is that”
“uh, our name is dekan-y-trap”
“right, and what does that stand for?”
“dude, it’s party naked backwards!”
“right, you’re just another straincain trying to impress me so i’ll have cyber s-x with you, get lost!”
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